Lauren returns from a long weekend in Miami with some treats for the office: some Slim Jims, Twinkies, a copy of US Weekly ("Hot Beach Bodies" edition) and this:
The Big Texas. "Everything's bigger in Texas", says Lauren (the Big Texas contains azodicarbonamide, titanium dioxide color, 50% of your recommended daily allowance of saturated fat and makes you feel really weird and gives you a really bad headache after eating it)
